EXCERPT: I couldn't help but notice a phenomenon unique to the Voice of Arizona article ranking system.  Here's how it works:
Write a series of articles with titles like ACLU - Communist Racist Wart on the Genitalia of the Free World, Proudly Torturing for 230 Years, and Liberals are F**ked Up Because . . . Establish a firm track record of inspiring revulsion and nausea in the majority of your readers, earning average ratings between 0 and 3. Post an article with a...

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Disclaimer:  This article is a dramatization that is drawn from a variety of sources, and straight out of the Moron In Charge's ass - iduous search for the perpetrators of 9-11.   
 

There’s not a day that Dubya isn’t preoccupied with terrorism.  “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
Nevertheless, although he is...

EXCERPT: Occasionally a seminal article is written that so completely encapsulates and summarizes one's thoughts on a complex issue that you cannot but feel envy for the author's succinctness and clarity.  Over the years I have struggled to communicate the vain excesses of the Bush Administration and the danger it poses to this nation and its people.  With varying degrees of success I have argued my case verbally and in print for all that would listen.  I do this for...

EXCERPT: Left unattended by his masters for a brief moment, President Bush took questions from the press corps today and accidentally told the truth.  If you blinked you might have missed it.  Straying from his lovingly Rove-crafted set of focus-group tested slogans (we will stand down when the Iraqis stand up), buzzwords (Islamofascists), obfuscations (what did he say?), confabulations (gentlemen’s lies), and non sequiturs (many ad libbed or embellished by the President...

EXCERPT: Thoughts on the run up to the next election:
° Israel inexplicably overreacts and launches a major offensive in Lebanon. Analysts struggle to figure out how this is going to work out well for Israel in the long run. While the battle rages, Bush publicly feigns a desire to stop the fighting. Privately he's on the phone to Olmert encouraging him to invade Syria as well. After the cease fire is signed, Hezbollah rushes in to front the reconstruction effort and has demonstrated...

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Rush Limbaugh Infiltrates the Feminazis
The main problem with documenting the lies of Rush Limbaugh is one of time.  There is not enough of it.  Life is short, and time spent compiling the Limbaugh Lie List is time not well spent.  Where does one begin?  Where does it end?
The next problem is one of resources.  Not enough paper to write them all down; not enough disk space to save them.
And then we have the dilemma of classification.  Was that...

EXCERPT: The 9-11 conspiracy theory seems to be gaining in support and attention daily.  I'm not sure if this is due to new and compelling evidence, or simply a growing sentiment that when it comes to the neo-fascists in power, we regretfully conclude "I wouldn't put it past those bastards."  After all, this Administration has lied to us repeatedly, and they continue to do so daily.  There is much to distrust in anything they say, and that includes the events...

EXCERPT: A shaken and tangibly agitated Mrs. Rumsfeld held back her tears during a savage post coital cross-examination of the visibly wilted Mr. Rumsfeld.
"Are you just an impotent old fool, or do you simply don't care anymore?, Mrs. Rumsfeld glowered.
"There are situations that we can't always anticipate," answered the defensive Secretary of Defense.  "Did I underestimate the time commitment to complete the mission?  Yes.  Did I think deployment...

EXCERPT: A shaken and tangibly agitated Mrs. Rumsfeld held back her tears during a savage post coital cross-examination of the visibly wilted Mr. Rumsfeld.
"Are you just an impotent old fool, or do you simply don't care anymore?, Mrs. Rumsfeld glowered.
"There are situations that we can't always anticipate," answered the defensive Secretary of Defense.  "Did I underestimate the time commitment to complete the mission?  Yes.  Did I think deployment...

EXCERPT: Warning:  The views expressed below express the opinion of the author, and do not reflect the views of an increasingly shrinking minority of the voting public.
Republican derides Democrats "Six for '06" announcement.
Let the games begin!  Yesterday the Democrats introduced their 2006 election agenda called “A New Direction for America.”  In the same tradition as the now famously abrogated Republican “Contract with America,”...